UnReel Fishing Trips to the Outer Planets

UnreelFishing.com
When you leave here, Fish will fear your name!

The northeast coastline of Florida is riddled with little waterways and salt flats where the big ones hide away just waiting to be caught. We've lined up the "best of the best" guides, and the best of everything else, too! Everything you'll need for a complete fishing trip that you'll be bragging about for the rest of your days on this miserable ball of dirt... and you surely won't have to talk about "the one that got away" because you'll have 'em stuffed to bring home (or maybe you'll bring home the indigestion from the deep fried fillets and they will live with you for months and months as you burp and belch fishy smells and various oily flavors - "Bubba... You got any TUMS?").

"PITA be damned, just gimme that Batter-Dipped,
Golden, Deep Fried Sea Kitten Fillet!"
The person that started this business almost 10 years ago
decided not to run it because it would interfere with his fishing habit...
and yes, in case you were wondering, FISH DO FEAR HIS NAME!

Complete fishing trips, and we mean complete. You don't have to do anything, or worry about anything, because we handle it all for you. Getting you here, a place to stay, a car, the best fishing guides, getting your catch stuffed and/or cooked, and getting you home to tell the stories to your grandchildren (and their friends)! And of course we're sensitive to a wide variety of budgets, from economy, all the way up to First Class. The one thing we don't scrimp on is the guides and the fishing (otherwise... what's the point?)

That's right - you read it correctly:
Complete Fishing Trips deep into the interior of the famed Mosquito Lagoon!
(or to the outer planets of the Sol System)
Professional Guides that know where the fish hide!
(or the aliens behind Saturn)
Your choice of Accommodations
(and your choice of anti-grav beds with Star Drive transportation)
Catch prepared by Top Notch Local Chefs
(no, don't worry - we won't cook the aliens, at least not right away)
Car Rental and Travel Arrangements
(Space Tugs included for large Ion Fusion powered Interstellar Tankers)
We take care of all needed Licenses and Permits for you
(NOTE: Interplanetary Visas are YOUR responsibility and must be applied for in person - Holo Reps are NOT allowed!)
We supply Bait and Tackle for all kinds of Fish and types of Fishing
(Mag lev shoes are supplied, but you must have your own Beryllium Copper sock linings - If you have more than 2 legs or 4 feet, then you must supply extra sock linings)
Local "UNReel" Rep will meet you at the airport!
(or in GS orbit around Earth or Mars - Venus is not included in the pick up plans -the atmosphere can be quite nasty, you know..)
Ever seen a Glimmering, Speckled Space Trout? (get out your lead lined goggles, because you will on OUR fishing trips to the outer planetary estuaries)

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